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Kyle kinane jokes
April 24, 2012
3:12 am
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“I’m in my 30’s and everybody is having kids, or ‘miracles’: ‘oh, it’s a miracle. I’m like, ‘you had sex, right? Yeah? Then no, that’s exactly what’s supposed to happen from that.”

On hand jobs…

“you’re doing something to me that I have perfected. You’re taking something that I’m fantastic at, and you’re just making a mockery of the whole effort. It’d be the same thing, like, if I said to the woman, ‘listen, I know you know how to put your make-up on perfectly, but let’s say tonight I give it a shot, huh?”‘

Thought they were funny :)

April 24, 2012
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April 24, 2012
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I think i need to be a dad to find the first one funny ben…

PS. Someone entertain me at work

April 24, 2012
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ps. ben huth, get dead island to play with mat and i.

April 24, 2012
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@TR1ALZ wrote:

ps. ben huth, get dead island to play with mat and i.

Quality game. better with you’re own music playing

April 25, 2012
1:28 am
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This might be the case Geoff. Despite the title anyone that wants to add some jokes feel free.

On dead island, give me a gun already! Great game though smashing zombie skulls.

April 25, 2012
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pfft, the Guns are pretty poor compared to the weapons you get. i played as the Blunt Weapon specialist…god dam, so much blood

April 26, 2012
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My shock machete is tearing shit up at the moment, finally got a pistol and is only really good against living foes, even putting a clip in a undeads head is pathetic.

April 26, 2012
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Dude use your Machete on the Humans. So satisfying.

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